Award-Winning Children's Writer,
Ex-Zombie and
Part-Time Superhero

Welcome

This is my "official" website where you can read all sorts of random stuff about me and I can pretend to be grown-up for a change.
Probably.

Spam from the Slushpile


It's a little-known fact that I am a qualified spam archivist! And in that role, I've taken to the pages of Notes from the Slushpile to give my informed opinions on a range of spam comments left on the blog. Can spam be touching, poetic and downright weird? Most definitely.

Read the article here.